Why not try to write something funny about the more than 30.000 free journals registred in Elektronische Zeitschriftenbibliothek?
http://rzblx1.uni-regensburg.de/ezeit/fl.phtml?colors=7&lang=en&selected_colors%5B%5D=1&bibid=AAAAA
I would not be surprised that your opinion about these free e-journals mostly published by universities would be very low.
In that case you are in good company, Steven Harnad, the
OA evangelist don’t give them much credit.
Jan